OWC Coin

OFFICIAL WAGIE COIN

The First and Only Official Wagie Token
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Ronald McDonald
POV: Corporate just called you in for another shift
OFFICIAL WAGIE COIN - THE FIRST AND ONLY OFFICIAL WAGIE CRYPTOCURRENCY
>be me, McDonald's CEO in 2003
>realize we employ millions of wagies worldwide
>decide to create official wagie currency
>board rejects idea, too ahead of its time
>fast forward to 2025
>crypto exists now
>unearth the original plans from corporate vault
>launch Official Wagie Coin on Solana
>it's the prophecy fulfilled
>Ronald McDonald smiles upon us
what is Official Wagie Coin?

In 2003, McDonald's Corporate headquarters drafted a secret proposal: create an official currency for wage workers worldwide. The plan was shelved as "too ambitious" and locked away in the vault. 22 years later, an anonymous employee discovered the documents during a late-night shift. The vision was clear: a token representing every burger flipper, fry cook, and drive-thru operator across the globe. Now, with blockchain technology, the prophecy can finally be fulfilled. This is not just another memecoin. This is the OFFICIAL Wagie Coin - blessed by corporate, backed by billions of minimum wage shifts, and destined to unite wagies everywhere.

$OWC - OFFICIAL WAGIE COIN
The first and only official wagie cryptocurrency on Solana

THE WAGIE HIERARCHY PYRAMID

CORPORATE
0.1%
MANAGERS
2%
ASSISTANT MANAGERS
8%
SHIFT LEADERS
15%
WAGIES - THE FOUNDATION
74.9%
Ronald at the Arches
The pyramid never lies. We are the 75%. We are the foundation. We are $OWC holders.

WAGE vs SUFFERING CORRELATION ANALYSIS

$7.25/hr
SUFFERING: 95%
$10/hr
SUFFERING: 85%
$15/hr
SUFFERING: 75%
$20/hr
SUFFERING: 60%
Ronald Pointing
Scientific proof: More wage = still suffering. The wagie paradox.

THE WEEKLY WAGIE CYCLE

MON
X
8hr shift
TUE
X
8hr shift
WED
X
8hr shift
THU
X
8hr shift
FRI
X
10hr shift
SAT
Z
Sleep 14hrs
SUN
!
Dread Monday
Ronald Celebrating
7 days. Infinite suffering. This is the wagie way. This is why we need $OWC.

THE LEGEND BEGINS

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THE PROPHECY
>2003: "Create wagie currency" proposal drafted
>Board of Directors: "lmao no"
>Plans sealed in vault
>2025: Night shift wagie finds the documents
>"holy based, this is it"
>Launches $OWC on Solana blockchain
>Corporate mascot approves from beyond
>Wagies worldwide finally have their token
WHY $OWC IS DIFFERENT
  • ✓ First official wagie cryptocurrency
  • ✓ Backed by 22 years of corporate lore
  • ✓ Represents billions of wage slaves globally
  • ✓ Built on Solana for fast transactions
  • ✓ Community-driven by actual wagies
  • ✓ No VC funding, no corporate greed
  • ✓ By wagies, for wagies
JOIN THE MOVEMENT

Whether you flip burgers, stock shelves, or answer phones for minimum wage - this token is yours. The official wagie coin. The prophecy fulfilled. McDonald's spiritual successor. Hold $OWC and be part of history.